Time Really Does Fly When You're Slaughtering Innocent Tigers

So I literally just spent the last 2 hours of my life - without me even realising - running around some forest killing endangered tigers with bolts of light that I can apparently shoot from my fingertips, all because a man in a dress told me I had to...

Nothing like a bit of genocide first thing in the morning!

poor unsuspecting bugger

AAAANYWAY, I've still not bumped into Cameron in game yet, even though I was hanging around the elf city like a hooker trying to find him.  I was approached however, some guy came up to me asking for a "buff"? I told the pervert to fuck off as me not being down with the Warcraft lingo assumed that he was wanting me to wank off on cam for him. My poor character was sexually harassed by a man probably in his late thirties hiding behind the alias of a character called "Mukoe!"

Turns out that because I'm a priest I can put spells on people that make them stronger and this is what "buff" means...?

 Whatever.

I really want to find Cameron soon as my free trial will run out in a few days and I really have to mind fuck him before it does!

In the meantime I'll be running around killing tigers and stealing their skin.

Peace.
Jake

Aren't I Pretty?

....and classy too.

n00b-eginnings

So I just started playing this game my friend is competely crazy about, "World of Warcraft."  I thought I'd give it a try as it's all Cameron talks about in class, I don't understand how anybody can be so obsessed with a game?

It's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

I'm writing this blog to keep track of all the gimpy things that he says in game so I can embarrass him at a later date.

See I created a female character.  Her name is Fallyn and she is a "Blood Elf Warlock".  Tanned, blonde, and I suppose "hot" to a computer geek. Jesus, the people that designed these blood elves characters must have been total perverts; she looks like a blow up doll with an eating disorder. I'll post a screenshot of her later.

I know his character is a high level "Troll Mage" named Zeuras so I'm totally gunna fuck with him ha.